Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Battle Royale - Warriors Round 1

1) Master Li Mu Bai VS. 16) Buck Rogers



Master Li Mu Bai – Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
A complete master in the fighting style Wudan takes his encounters to an artistic level. No opponent can throw this master technician off his game or even much raise his blood pressure. Li Mu Bai’s abilities allow him to achieve what would seem impossible to most mortals. The ability to leap great distances, climb high into wind-swept tree tops with minimal effort, walk on water, and deflect multiple miniscule objects with astounding agility. This solitary monk can defeat most with a mere twig, but for the truly worthy he will unsheathe his sword, The Green Destiny. This legendary warrior will be tough for any to defeat, but even losing to one such as Li Mu Bai can be considered an honor. - Dagromm

Buck Rogers – Buck Rogers in the Twenty-first Century
This swinging seventies astronaut proved he could think on his feet when he was thrust thousands of years into his own future and managed to survive. With a blaster in one hand and his ego in the other, Buck Rogers was born ready for this competition. The one thing that this hero has over all the other contestants is perfect hair! - Cyberman

8) Boba Fett VS. 9) Hercules



Boba Fett – The Return of the Jedi
The Mandelorian clone from a galaxy far far away has the tools to get the job done. He is armed with a jet-pack, blaster rifle, wrist mounted crossbow, and grapple wire. He is feared through out the galaxy for always getting his man, either by outsmarting his foe or use of sheer force. For added protection Boba wears protective body armor that can withstand some of the sturdiest laser fire. - Dagromm

Hercules – Hercules
The half human son of Zeus is ready to take this tournament by storm. With a warrior’s heart and near limitless strength he will be a tough foe for anyone. Hercules doesn’t carry any armament as he is so strong that he can often use the environment around him as his weapons. Many times he has felled his monstrous enemies with boulder, branch, or even his bare hands. - Dagromm

5) Buffy Summers VS. 12) Xena



Buffy Summers – Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Every generation a chosen one is born who will defend the world against the demons and forces of darkness. This generations’ Slayer is perhaps the greatest of them all. She has superior strength, reflexes, agility, fighting ability, healing ability, and the will to go on when others would give up. Not even death has stopped this Slayer from coming back to defend Sunny Dale and the Earth itself. Buffy has bested all manner of creatures, demon, god, robot, soldier, sorcerer, scientist, and science experiment so she should have a leg up on the competition having dealt with all these sorts beforehand. Don’t let the keen fashion sense fool you Buffy Summers is for real. - Dagromm

Xena – Xena
In her time Xena has gone from a conqueror of nations to a hero of the oppressed. She is a fierce warrior who is the master of armed as well as unarmed combat. She is a master of Oriental fighting techniques and knows the pressure points to paralyze and kill an opponent. She is most known for her deadly use of the Chakra, a ring with a sharpened edge that she throws at her opponents with near pin point accuracy. Her fighting ability has helped her to overcome all sorts of men, monsters, and gods. With her blood curdling battle cry (yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi) Xena will soon have her opponents begging for death. - Dagromm

4) Neo VS. 13) Ash



Neo – The Matrix: Revolutions
Also known as The One, he is humanities last hope against the Matrix. Most noteworthy is Neo’s ability to manipulate cyber-technology. Inside the Matrix Neo’s skills and strength are beyond measure. With an infinite number of battle programs at his disposal, he is in expert in all forms of combat. He is able to manipulate the very fabric of cyber-space and navigate the most complex of computer networks in mere seconds. Outside the Matrix Neo is still able to bring the most formidable machines to a stand-still, by simply using the power of his mind. - Cyberman

Ash – Army of Darkness
This is not your average mass retail outlet employee. No, the one handed chainsaw wielding Ash has shown the ability to persevere where others are overwhelmed. His fighting abilities have been honed against the dark forces of the Undead, and whether human or monster Ash is sure to bring it hardcore. Ash is used to being the underdog so this tournament holds nothing that he’s afraid to face; at least not as long as he has a few shells and his handy “boomstick”. - Dagromm

3) Max Guevara VS. 14) Aeryn Sun



Max Guevara – Dark Angel
A genetic super-soldier bred by the government to execute their military agenda. Max has both super strength and speed. She also is invulnerable to most concussive attacks and has a boosted healing mechanism that allows her to suffer considerable injury without negative repercussions. Max is a shrewd and ingenious fighter, using her surroundings to her advantage, enabling her to be victorious over superior numbers or stronger opponents. Her one weakness is a side effect to the genetic manipulation she was subjected to. She has a tendency to over-heat and go into a coma if she doesn’t have access to a special drug-cocktail that keeps her body in equilibrium. - Cyberman

Officer Aeryn Sun – Farscape
Officer Sun was an accomplished pilot and soldier in the Peacekeeper Armada. With genetic enhancements to boost strength, prowess, and longevity, Officer Sun brings to bare formidable power to her already refined skills as both a soldier and an assassin. A master in martial arts, an expert in pulse technology weaponry, and a ruthless killer, it would appear that Officer Sun could not be a more formidable foe. On the contrary, since her defection from the heartless existence of the Peacekeepers, Aeryn has learned to develop her keen intellect and empathy, making her quite possibly the most well rounded warrior in this tournament. - Cyberman

6) The Highlander VS. 11) Korben Dallas



The Highlander – Highlander
A race of immortals destined to fight against each other until only one remains. The Highlander is quite possibly the most experienced combatant in this entire competition. His whole existence is driven by a life-long single elimination tournament between himself and all other immortals on earth. Fighting his way through the centuries, the Highlander is a master swordsman. His reflexes and abilities are finely tuned, often forced into combat by a surprise assailant. Most notably, like other immortals, the Highlander cannot be killed in any way save for decapitation. With only one weakness to defend, the Highlander is free to dispatch his opponents using the experience of a thousand years. - Cyberman

Korben Dallas – The Fifth Element
This former space marine turned taxi-cab driver is the quintessential reluctant hero. Trained in the most deadly forms of combat and military strategy, Dallas takes on an army of vicious alien mercenaries and a megalomaniacal corporate giant, all the while ignoring the directives of earth’s military authority. This anti-hero’s strongest trait is his level head under pressure. Ice water runs through this man’s veins. From a high speed police chase to the threat of Armageddon, Dallas is the essence of cool. Bringing to combat an array of his favorite weaponry, this warrior comes prepared to pepper his opponents with a hail of high powered gunfire. Not to mention he gets the girl in the end. - Cyberman

7) Conan VS. 10) Riddick



Conan – Conan the Barbarian
A Barbarian of the Cimmerian people, Conan was enslaved at an early age and grew up fighting as a gladiator at the whim of his masters. This experience, like The Highlander, makes Conan one of the most seasoned combatants in the tournament. Hardened from years of slavery and combat, Conan’s strength and force of will is unmatched. While not the most refined of swordsman, he is brutal and imposing, often overcoming insurmountable odds by striking fear in the heart of his enemies. He has also proven to be resistant to mental manipulation and magic, as evidenced by his confrontation with Thulsa Doom. - Cyberman

Riddick – The Chronicles of Riddick
The Furian known as Riddick is a wanted man across the galaxy for his numerous acts of violence. Unfortunately for his would be captors he is also very hard to kill. Riddick’s will power to survive and his ruthlessness in doing whatever it takes will make him a tough match up for anybody. He is equally adept with any gun, but knives are this killers’ weapon of choice. With the cunning of someone who truly enjoys ending lives and pipes that are the envy of the weight room, all of his opponents better watch out. - Dagromm

2) Luke Skywalker VS. 15) Captain Kirk



Luke Skywalker – Return of Jedi
Last surviving Knight of the Jedi Order, Skywalker is a man among boys in this tournament. With the Force as his ally, Luke can defy the very laws of physics, giving him super-human agility and speed. His Jedi training also allows him to manipulate the minds of his enemies and even predict the future, making any planned strategy against him to be useless. The famous weapon of the Jedi is also perhaps the most powerful hand-held weapon allowed in this tournament. Able to melt bulk-heads and cut through cybernetic armor, in the hands of Luke Skywalker, the lightsaber is more than just an electric sword. It is an unstoppable weapon of destruction, albeit a reluctant weapon of destruction. - Cyberman

Captain Kirk – Star Trek
This dashing Starfleet officer is the quintessential leader. He is willing to brave the most deadly of alien encounters before he sends a single one of his crewmen into the fray. On many occasions, the brave Captain sacrificed body and soul as he dared to make first contact with a variety of lovely alien ladies. Trained in military weaponry, battle tactics, and negotiations, Captain Kirk also has the resume for inclusion in this competition. Combine his formidable experience with his hard-nosed desire to win and you have a combatant that could very well surprise you. - Cyberman

Next Installment - Round 1 Results

1 comment:

Dagromm said...

Let's get this rumble started!!!! Damn, I did a lot of work for this.