I am filled with pride as I address the media, blog country, and all NBA fans. Mrs. Cyber and I have weighed all the options and we are excited to announce that our son, Lil' Higgins will become NBA draft eligible this year. This of course will clear the way for him to become the number 1 pick overall in the draft. It was a difficult decision but you have to take these opportunities when they are in front of you. Of course we all know about him as a player. The great ball handling skills, knowledge of the game, and overall athleticism. But do you know about Lil' Higgins the toddler? He has a great courtside presence, and his leadership skills are unquestioned. He'll be a great addition to any team and will likely be the cornerstone around the franchise. My son will not be taking questions at this time as he only knows how to say the words "Apple" "Mommy" and "Dog". But I can tell you as his father, manager, and publicist, he is excited about the challenge. Finally, you can all anticipate a follow-up press conference as I finalize negotiations for endorsement contracts with Adidas, Gatorade, and Pampers. That will be all, thank you and goodnight.
6 comments:
i thought there was some sort of prerequisite about having to have a certian amount of illegitamate children that you deny or pending rape/drug/assult charges before you could sign.
And we all know height runs in those Cyber D genes, so he'll be a center right?
But who does he get his foot size genes from, your or the missus? I'm concerned that if he gets them from you he'll spend all his energy trying to balance on those tiny points and not be able to make a critical shot.
Does he realize he's holding a bowling ball and not a basketball? Well, no matter. Hakeem Olajuwon never even saw a basketball until he was 16 years old. You have time.
Wow he has grown sooo much! I hope he scores a good contract with heaps of dollars ;)
He can stand now!!! When did that happen??
heather, is it enough that I have a number of illegitamate children running around?
gyuss, point guard at best!
fringes, if he can dunk a bolling ball a basketball will be easy!
steph, isn't he cute like his daddy?
dags, he's not only standing he's been walking since January.
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