Biological Weapons

Reports of my demise are grossly over-estimated but the people's press of The Wheel mus inform you that contagion has struck at the highest ranks in the form of my very own niece and nephew. The entire Cyber-Family is down for the count and while I had been in hiding during the holidays, I am now officially on my last cyber-leg.

Now for the real story: I went to my mother-in-laws place for Christmas this year. My wife and I were very nervous because my wife's sister (Let's call her Jane) told my wife that her two children had been passing the croup back and forth to each other for the last several weeks. Mrs. Cyberman attempted to persuade Jane to not come to family Christmas since Jane's whole family was sick AND Jane had converted to Judaism anyway when she married her husband. My wife hadn't seen her twin brother in 12 months so we were going hell or high water. Unfortunately we knew we were playing with fire since Jane and her family decided their family illness was not worth keeping them from coming either. I'm now to exhausted to finish this story. Long story -short. My son, wife, and I are all nasty sick.

The Corner and The Cave Change Message:

This just in. Spies of The Wheel in Space are thrilled to report that Commander Q and Colonel Gyuss have already begun their 180 degree turn on the message to their troops. In an effort to turn their own defeat into comedy they have begun releasing this motivational poster. The end is truly in sight!

News from the front lines:

The army of cybermen from The Wheel have been deployed behind enemy lines into the very heart of the combined forces of our enemy. Our glorious leader, Dagromm has given this important mission to those he trusts most to achieve victory. The communications detail of the cyber-force has provided some rare footage of actual combat to demonstrate the might and power of this glorious alliance between The Wheel and The House.

Here you see the forces being deployed at night as they make their way towards the enemy. It is with great pride that The Wheel provides you with never before seen pictures of the Cybermen in their newly designed body-armor.

Here you can see our brave forces leaving a swath of destruction in their path. No enemy is being taken alive as we burn to the ground every last enemy complex.

Our forces are seen here securing the city and making it safe for civilians to once again walk at night.

This young cyber-soldier was decorated for his bravery as he breaks into one of the secret lairs where Colonel Gyuss housed secret war documents.

This rare footage was taken just before the capture of a key leader of one of the many terrorist cells of the enemy.

Finally our cyber-troops cut loose after battle with a little free-style rap. The Wheel in Space is all about keeping moral high and reminding the brave soldiers why they are fighting: For Freedom!

A Deal with Dagromm

The elite forces of The Wheel in Space have come to agreement with the Commander and Chief of The House of Dagromm. We have joined forces to form the greatest alliance that has ever been seen! The Minister of War for the The Wheel is optomistic about a recent influx of resources and how it will turn the tide of the war.

Bombs reign from heavan!

The Wheel feels compelled to address the horrors of the blog-war going on in it's neighboring blog-countries of The Corner and The House. We have attempted to remain neutral in this conflict, placing our medical and educational resources at the disposal of both nations. However it appears that by helping both sides, neither considers The Wheel an ally. It is with great sadness that I am forced to announce that The Wheel is now accepting bribes for our blog-war affection. Where shall we start the bidding?